Awesome Dad Jokes | Father's Day Social Contest for #1 Dads

#AWESOMEDADJOKES Instagram & Facebook Contest

Tell us your best, worst bad-dad joke – that’s what we said!

We all know that our Dads—love them as we do—are known for their famously “bad” jokes ???? . Like …

“How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!” … or,

“What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!”

Despite the jokes, we all know there’s nothing more permanent or influential than the love a good dad pours into a family. So with the utmost love and respect, we want to celebrate the GOOD our Dads bring to our lives by sharing infamous BAD dad jokes this Father’s Day weekend. We invite you and your family to post your “best-worst” dad jokes on Instagram and Facebook and tag #awesomedadjokes.

Wait, there’s more! If we post yours on this page below, we’ll send you some AWESOME custom socks from UHSM to share with your #1 Dad!

Contest Rules

How to Enter & Win Free Custom Socks

Three simple steps and 30 seconds of your time is all it takes to enter this contest, celebrate your dad, and maybe win free socks!

Think of your Dad’s Best-Worst Joke

Post your joke to Instagram or Facebook

Include the hashtags #awesomedadjokes #uhsm #fathersday

The rules are simple. You must have Internet and access to Instagram and Facebook to enter. Contest begins June 18, 2020 and ends June 21, 2020. Winners (20) will be selected by judges based on originality, presentation, and social media performance. Winners will be notified via DM and each winner has 30 days to redeem the prize by sharing name and shipping address. Limited to one winner per household. The approximate value of one pair of custom socks is $35. No purchase necessary, void where prohibited.


Below are just a few of the best-worst dad jokes you’ve shared this weekend in honor of fathers everywhere.

Remember, if we post yours to our site below you win a free pair of custom AWESOME DAD socks. Just check your DM for details.


“A cheerful heart does good like medicine,

but a broken spirit makes one sick.”

—Proverbs 17:22


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